Tumblr (3.0; @essentialalex)http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a85b8b05de513c0f63c5f439ad2a727/tumblr_mkwjuo2mmJ1qzooxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/post/47454847173/mifune" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theimpossiblecool</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mifune.</p></blockquote>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47670995543http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47670995543Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:25:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/923198b5279edeabe169505e66b0cfec/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b85cf4a2d7ee48d32d3defc2f9b99832/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b97a96d6cec1db7482ed2eebeefde96e/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/065e07f2a2ecbe565417676471bf0720/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc385b8da8ff908a0fc9eaba465e2083/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06cde937ee2927e323fe7d1e5750ed81/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e01c183fd992d21598dea5e3164424e/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe31ade7016454221bd362206c5af932/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd321fa3c4770474ddc24ea2d8764657/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdf5172bef0026bb571dc2d8de19c077/tumblr_ml06n5SWgg1r06m1wo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47584635498http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47584635498Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:26:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45f16109e038b2012b92037cbd20eb00/tumblr_mkr91tRqwW1qzk3lyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarkastickunt.tumblr.com/post/47146940690/bacon-stuffed-pancakes-for-dinner-because" target="_blank">sarkastickunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bacon stuffed pancakes for dinner because sometimes I’m the best mom ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy delicious hell.</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47150428846http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/47150428846Thu, 04 Apr 2013 20:35:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ef705ea196648172c7bad33a5a421fe/tumblr_mklclfEYMm1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m going to miss you, cast of The Walking Dead. Hurry back.</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/46868600445http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/46868600445Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:24:51 -0400thewalkingdeadtwdwalkingdead<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f26568e0b8bb0d604d968ac34bbbad2/tumblr_mki6329jlT1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/46722689234http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/46722689234Sat, 30 Mar 2013 22:11:00 -0400walkingdeadlaurencohanmaggiegreenetwdthe walking deadmaggie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fff82d49c951659ab384e47fea15e636/tumblr_miocf63vls1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jordan III’s from 20+ years ago that I refuse to throw away even though they’re beat the fuck up and don’t even fit anymore. #kicks #jordans</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43799443380http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43799443380Sat, 23 Feb 2013 08:06:42 -0500kicksjordans<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cfb4ad7c2357458d561d41999b8dd42/tumblr_mildy8GS3z1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thrown WAY the fuck back. To 1973. #tbt #throwbackthursday</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43674026149http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43674026149Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:46:55 -0500tbtthrowbackthursday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed2da34133c481022fe6872f0920a02b/tumblr_midsw8klln1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cali & Laci #cats #catsofinstagram</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336892284http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336892284Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:28:56 -0500catsofinstagramcats<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bdda11300bc501874be1bd76c677f5ec/tumblr_midstj4Bhq1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Laci. #cats #catsofinstagram</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336755567http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336755567Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:27:19 -0500catsofinstagramcats<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb9a76d0ae36047c6cd539afb62fe5b8/tumblr_midss6xCQY1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cali. #cats #catsofinstagram</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336687055http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43336687055Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:26:29 -0500catsofinstagramcats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82d17ba9fbacf86bcca0f9320dab7fd3/tumblr_mibc7zMexP1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The fact that I set up a webcam to monitor my #cats’ litter box habits… totally normal, right?</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43220992568http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/43220992568Sat, 16 Feb 2013 07:33:35 -0500cats<a href="http://flatluigi.tumblr.com/post/41443795900/did-you-know-how-hilarious-the-patch-notes-to-the-sims">A collection of random patch notes from The Sims. Pretty funny.</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flatluigi.tumblr.com/post/41443795900/did-you-know-how-hilarious-the-patch-notes-to-the-sims" target="_blank">flatluigi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.</li> <li>Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.</li> <li>Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.</li> <li>Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.</li> <li>Children and Teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a Time Out.</li> <li>Pianists will no longer continue playing pianos that have been detonated.</li> <li>Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.</li> <li>Pregnant Sims can no longer “Brawl.”</li> <li>Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.</li> <li>Fixed an issue that caused Sims to leave their Toddler inside a bar at closing time.</li> <li>The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.</li> <li>Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.</li> <li>Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.</li> <li>The magical laundry bear Abracadabra will no longer block Sims from moving after disappearing</li> <li>Tourist NPCs can now be impregnated.</li> </ul></blockquote>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41659486452http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41659486452Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:11:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c50c78fdae2032b619a65ac65cfa6da/tumblr_mh3b1es8BS1qz4cuyo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/41287959406/an-animated-inside-look-at-how-a-key-opens-a" target="_blank">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/an-animated-inside-look-at-how-a-key-opens-a-standard-lock/" target="_blank">An Animated Inside Look at How a Key Opens a Standard Lock</a></p> </blockquote>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41305506082http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41305506082Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:06:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94e248e9cfb1eb8c36209584d7230543/tumblr_mh041lZsjh1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Before and After. #pork</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41150831095http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41150831095Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:29:45 -0500pork<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/essentialalex/41145552343/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_41145552343" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mattyrab.tumblr.com/post/41124956933/historical-moments-in-shade-throwing-inauguration" target="_blank">mattyrab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Historical moments in shade throwing, Inauguration Edition 2013. Keep your eyes on FLOTUS’ reaction to what Boehner said to her and POTUS.</p> </blockquote> <p>Perfect.</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41145552343http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41145552343Mon, 21 Jan 2013 18:27:54 -0500flotusmichelle obamainauguration 2013eye roll<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdr5piUarq1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41143310817http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41143310817Mon, 21 Jan 2013 18:01:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e93dd73a9d88b8fda3e80e4caf73922/tumblr_mgxr3i7bp91qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sushi! (Note to self: Might be time to put away the Christmas plates.)</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41024205099http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/41024205099Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:54:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d3ea6c811f95b6a1f0ab8929e2e7f31/tumblr_mgt4qw1mB51qzi80do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Ron Swanson. Ice Cream. Get it.</p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40860562973http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40860562973Fri, 18 Jan 2013 15:03:59 -0500Parks and Recreationron swansonice creamgif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f875aa831defba9dea612ef17c9b9b2/tumblr_mgu0cuwNKn1qbbm9io1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40850875092http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40850875092Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:24:30 -0500manti te'otommymartinmemete'olennay kekua<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f46c32b32efec5a96623cf8c4507266/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o1_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b179ac5171ef43574496c493dba8f51a/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/202c8056cb620dc26263bacd83cf0aac/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0598a98d93f89a6e11ee5ef11a07db89/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/674ce8c0e3efee706f57407e1a70c77d/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/356248f3bf719324852f44cb8adcdb4e/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb7b7c1b908969050181279fe1ca8a72/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85aa4109b566de00927fad88c29ae561/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb41df7b8f2eb38397538a7d5ff595c2/tumblr_mgqppeRqdo1qlvt53o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devoureth.tumblr.com/post/40716529827/gentlemen-and-women-take-note-x" target="_blank">devoureth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>Gentlemen and women, take note. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyC3PxCdDRc" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Far from a gentleman. But I’m all over it.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c5ab5822877accf556ea7058d3b6ce0/tumblr_mg4g43OX3k1qbbm9io1_500.jpg"/></p>http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40788509124http://essentialalex.tumblr.com/post/40788509124Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:59:00 -0500bow ties are coolbow tie